Ballroom Dance

What is a hilarious idea for a ballroom dance?

Hi all.. I need a duet idea.. two high school teachers (male and female) in a teacher talent show have to do some sort of ballroom dance.. NEEDS to be funny!!!!!!! the kids are judging!!

One routine that I have seen is to have the male teacher dress up as an old man, in a wheel chair. The female teacher is dressed as an nurse pushing the wheel chair. The particular routine that I saw had the female wear a padded costume to make her look larger than normal. A triple swing song starts to play as the nurse wheels the old man near to the stage. The MC is asking if anyone has seen the couple, as the old man tries to get up the MC should make an appearance of stopping the old man and the nurse from getting on stage, then gives up and starts the music again. The old man will start out the routine dancing as if he seizes up occasionally, if the teachers are capable of some acrobatic routines, at first they should not work well and if the female is capable she should do a lift on the male.

Good luck.

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